The Kind Of Day Today Is

Today is the kind of day where The Son is watching vintage 80s Transformer toy commercials on my iPod.

I admonished The Son's Kitten to leave the Lego piece she was chewing on alone, and she responded as usual--stopping her inappropriate action and looking up at me with a "mrowl?" I took a Lego piece away from The Son's Kitten and tossed it into his toy drawer. She pried the drawer open, retrieved the piece, and, instead of responding to my admonishment as usual, trotted away with it in her mouth and ensconced herself beneath the kitchen table with it. I offered her catnip as a bribe to give the Lego piece back.

I have bought a jar of JIF Mocha Cappuccino Hazelnut spread, and I do not know how to eat it.

I tell you this so you will know what kind of day today is.